19
Jul

Look at that baby, then back at me…..that is NOT my baby!

I’m loving the new Old Spice ads at the moment. Yeah Old Spice still doesn’t smell very good and in my eyes it’s still associated with cheesy old men but hey I may still be tempted to buy one if Isaiah Mustafa came with it ;) (he’s the hot guy from the advert, incase you weren’t sure).

Strangely enough I haven’t seen the advert run too many times on tv over here in the UK but on the net it’s running like wildfire, which is how I came to find this little spoof video for these new ads (also featuring Isaiah Mustafa – yum).

Anywho…here’s the vid. Enjoy

Popularity: 5%

05
Jul

iPhone 4

Now I have absolutely nothing against the iPhone 4. It appears to be quite a good phone as long as you don’t include the signalling problems that have marred it since day one, but hey you can’t blame Apple for that. I do however find the whole cult thing surrounding it a bit funny.Apple fans are hardcore. Definitely not people to be messed with.  lol

Don’t get me wrong I do actually believe it is a good phone but it is funny when you hear people with no technical understanding trying to explain why they had to be first in line in the queue to get one. If you have bought it just because you want to be first to get one, then at least be honest enough to admit that is the reason why instead of trying to reel of the technical benefits that you don’t actually understand XD

I got sent this video at work today and it had me in stitches.

The reverse video in favour of the iPhone is pretty funny as well. I’m hoping that posting this as well will stop any Apple fanatics from emailing me death threats as well lol

Popularity: 9%

29
Jun

Missy the missing cat – An epic production!

OK, It’s not often that I get sent a forwarded email that is really funny, but this actually had me crying today. It’s basically an email transcript. As I designer I can relate to some of the odd requests that client sometimes make but the designer responses in this instance are just tooo classic XD I’m not sure who originally circulated this but I’m posting it up here anyways. You can read it below. Oh… and in other news I believe I turned 26 today. Boooo! lol

From: Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.

This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.


From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone… possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out “Shannon, where are you?”
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today. 
From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don’t like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his white Wham ‘Choose Life’ t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a foul stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.
Attached poster as requested.
Regards, David.



From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small? 
From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It’s a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David. 

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks. 
From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don’t come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas due to you no doubt being preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills with water. I spent three days down a well once but that was just for fun.
I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, David.


From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost. 

From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster


From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks. 

From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Awww

Dear Shannon,
I don’t have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend’s cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces, I wouldn’t have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes, people need to learn to let go.
I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, David.


From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat. 
From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says “I haven’t seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?” you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.
Regards, David. 

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you. 

From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan. 

From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it. 

From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.

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This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan. 
From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone… possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out “Shannon, where are you?”
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today. 
From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don’t like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his white Wham ‘Choose Life’ t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a foul stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.
Attached poster as requested.
Regards, David.

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From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small? 
From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It’s a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David. 

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks. 
From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don’t come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas due to you no doubt being preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills with water. I spent three days down a well once but that was just for fun.
I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, David.

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From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost. 

From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

cid:image004.jpg@01CB1383.ECC10F70
From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks. 

From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Awww

Dear Shannon,
I don’t have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend’s cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces, I wouldn’t have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes, people need to learn to let go.
I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, David.

cid:image005.jpg@01CB1383.ECC10F70
From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat. 
From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says “I haven’t seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?” you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.
Regards, David. 

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you. 

From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

cid:image006.jpg@01CB1383.ECC10F70
From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan. 

From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

cid:image007.jpg@01CB1383.ECC10F70
From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it. 

From:
David Thorne
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To:
Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

cid:image008.jpg@01CB1383.ECC10F70
From:
Shannon Walkley
Date:
Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To:
David Thorne
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do.

Popularity: 100%

12
Apr

I’ve already pushed the button! >=U

Ok now I’m not one to usually rant about stuff (that may be a lie), I do have a favourite to add to my list of annoyances…

Now lets set the scenario first. I’ve pushed the button to call a lift, the button lights up, you’ve SEEN me push the button, you’ve SEEN it light up. The lift is coming… But oh no quite clearly I have done this wrong and you feel the need to press the button yourself even though you just witnessed me doing it! What is up with that?!!

I’m sure I’m not the only one to have experienced this. Well weird and slightly annoying [/END RANT]

I’m actually quite keen to make a lil flash about this once I’ve finished redrawing my new caharcter models. Would be the first one I’ve done in about a year, but I think it’s worth doing. I’ve also found a backup of all my old flash animations so I’ll add those all on as soon as I can.

In other news…. I’m loving this pic I found XD

My shoes! Bad doggie!

Popularity: 30%

25
Feb

Weather is downcast…. with a slight chance of Heavy Rain

My copy of Heavy Rain arrived today ( a day early too. Good ol Amazon!)

Haven’t gotten around to playing it. Nothing more annoying then getting a new PS3, you turn it on, load it up and..

continue reading…

Popularity: 53%

24
Feb

W00t!

If you’re reading this…then howdy. You are on my new blog site Flash Afro and this is my first blog entry. Woohoo! I figured it was about time I shared all my random crap with the world so here I go!

Popularity: 33%