Ok it’s just occurred to me that I am now getting older. All the signs are already creeping in. I now make strained noises when I get up or sit down. To be honest just moving in general seems to be a bit of an issue. Probably more laziness on my point but lets not stress on the minor details.

It’s also occurred to me as my 30′s are approaching that I have yet to make my millions as I had originally planned when I was in school and that is concerning my slightly. Whilst I’m sure that I will eventually win the lottery with the £2 that I spend on Euromillions each, the money would actually come in handy now. So I’ve decided to set up my own online enterprise! Huzzah! Ingenious huh! ‘”So what is this amazing endeavour!’ I hear you cry. Err.. well I’m not 100% sure yet. All I know is that I will be selling something online (not myself thankfully lol) and the hoards of Internet crowds will go wild and I will be right on schedule to retire in Maldives as originally planned. Moo ha ha ha.

Site is being worked on already and I have a logo so I’m already like 0.03 ready. So get ready for the 99.07 of extra awesome that will soon be coming your way.

And in other news…. Pikachu cat!!

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